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Avoid painful and worrying trips to hospital by not sticking fingers in doors.

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Don’t annoy the wife.

Avoid painful and worrying trips to hospital by not going to the next bake off if @Ciderpig is also invited

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Never stare at another womans arse when the wife is watching.

The womans wife? If she’s a lezzer, I don’t think you’re going to get much action.

You do in the movies.

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Save yourself 90 quid (probably) on changing your car stereo by selling your car and spending like £10k on a new one. You’ll probably get really good economy which means you’ll be saving money anyway.

Thumbs up all around and stuff.