Avoid painful and worrying trips to hospital by not sticking fingers in doors.
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Don’t annoy the wife.
Avoid painful and worrying trips to hospital by not going to the next bake off if @Ciderpig is also invited
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Never stare at another womans arse when the wife is watching.
The womans wife? If she’s a lezzer, I don’t think you’re going to get much action.
You do in the movies.
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Save yourself 90 quid (probably) on changing your car stereo by selling your car and spending like £10k on a new one. You’ll probably get really good economy which means you’ll be saving money anyway.
Thumbs up all around and stuff.