The cup holders in my poxy Audi. They are so far under the dash that you need to tip a cup to a 45 degree angle to get it in or out.
Also the "Audi Drive Select" button. Allows you to change driving mode from "Cuntish" (the default) to "Red-faced sales rep" or "Furious, shit-flinging baboon." They all feel exactly the same, probably 'cos the car is a manual without the electronic suspension adjustment. Allegedly it changes the weight of the steering, but not so as you'd notice.