We have a live one - Mr MWS is being Trolled - Calling AA rescue services


#21

Black vinyl - on the boots maybe
Ringwear - probably
Split seams - more than likely
Spindle marks - :scream:
One careful owner - feck off…
Surface noise/scratches/needle marks - :nauseated_face:

Typical Discogs ad by the looks of it.


#22

Those heels look either conical or shibata


#23

3


#24

2


#25

1


#26

@Penance


#27

I’d dry bang that inside out.


#28

I’m somewhat curious about the vinyl for sale. This person might have eclectic tastes.


#29

I am sorry to report myself and Sam have broken up. I’m rather cut up about this but my wife said I was being cruel and to “Knock it on the head” there seemed little point in laboring the joys of troll with my second trimester wife so I let go with Love…Sam on the other hand may well have other ideas, it would seem I am now the target of other perverse intrusions.

The latest…

Perhaps Sam thought I was being a little uptight? I can only pray the be-bolloxed minx packs it in before Wednesday or my newfound text buddies will be dragged through the mind gardens hedge.


#30

… backwards.

Seems deliciously appropriate. :slight_smile:


#31

It’ll be fine. You might want to bring the pets indoors for a day or two though.

VB


#32

He has cuffs and a baseball bat (ooh the back passage pain).


#33

It goes on …



#34

So she’s available now?


#35

‘Her’ chocolate starfish is ready and waiting.


#36

Also with front located grab handle for greater purchase.


#37

I rather like sam, but I’m not possessive. It feels good she might get some business from her efforts


#38

I’ll send a map to the dungeon


#39

Sam is not laying off - today’s instalment


#40

In fairness, that is not a badly turned ankle.

As Mr M.W.S. has been heard to mutter …" Beauty is only a light switch away". :slight_smile: