Weird Food Combinations that Work...maybe. (We've moved on from Hot Cross Buns)


#1204

Bacon sandwich: yes.
Bacon plus fried tomatoes, crispy lettuce: yes.
Bacon plus sausage or egg: no.

Sausage sandwich: yes.
Sausage plus fried tomatoes: yes.
Sausage plus egg: hell yes.
Sausage plus lettuce: no.

Egg sandwich: yes.
Egg plus anything except sausage: fuck no.

I have some clear rules on this, it seems. Ones that I’d never really considered before.


#1205

Egg + Black pudding = win


#1206

I love mushrooms of all types, but not on a bacon sarnie, oh no. :grimacing:

I’ll leave that to the funzie deviant. :+1:


#1207

:+1:
Don’t mince about with half-arsed sandwiches. Get the job done properly every time. Fried slice if you must have bread. Selected spud related items may also be necessary.


#1208

This alone deserves its own entry in the Cockpunching thread.

I am surprisingly relieved to hear that.


#1209

I couldn’t be arsed correcting the smell checker


#1210

Assumed it was some kind of Heston Blumensilly-ism TBH. It’s the kind of toss you see on the menus of wankier establishments :angry:


#1211

It meant to say “crumbled”


#1212

Me too :exploding_head:


#1213

try a stink horn


#1214

Anyone tried shit with sugar on ? That’s what me mum used to tell me I was having for tea.


#1215

Fig and date Balsamic vinegar syrup on top of Kelly’s Clotted Cream icecream :+1:

Who’dathunkit, vinegar and icecream ?


#1216

A good balsamic is excellent with ice cream. :blush:


#1217

Ridiculous.


#1218

Hey, there are people who think vinegar and strawberries go well together … strawberrries and cream are popular … so I can see how you got to vinegar and cream, obviously.

Coffee and cream is a thing. Would sir like vinegar in his coffee ? On his trifle ? Rubbed into his sunburnt skin ?

VB


#1219

Try adding some coarsely ground black pepper or some proper Sichuan pepper


#1220

Strawberries don’t go well with anything. I am allergic to the red bastards, won’t kill me by effecting my breathing, but I get a severe itching rash from them. Makes shopping awkward sometimes- you be surprised how many dessert products have the buggers hiding in them.


#1221

Actually, black pepper, balsamic and strawberries are epic !


#1222

Small children will put pretty much anything into their mouths. Most of them grow out of it. For those that never develop a sense of taste though there is ‘balsamic and strawberries’. And that Icelandic delicacy consisting of some dead beached sea-life which is buried in the sand for a few months to rot down properly (Norse things are epic aren’t they ?).

VB


#1223

S’OK, I s’pose :unamused: