Bacon sandwich: yes.
Bacon plus fried tomatoes, crispy lettuce: yes.
Bacon plus sausage or egg: no.
Sausage sandwich: yes.
Sausage plus fried tomatoes: yes.
Sausage plus egg: hell yes.
Sausage plus lettuce: no.
Egg sandwich: yes.
Egg plus anything except sausage: fuck no.
I have some clear rules on this, it seems. Ones that I’d never really considered before.