6.2 % nice 
I thought it was just a desperate cry for help and the thread didn’t matter 
Snap (exactly)
Cheers old boy 
Cheers me dears!
Snap again!
Nice one - I’ve only the one Brune but may indulge in something else, although I’ll be out early being a selfish lycra clad cunt tomorrow so may hold off 
Another “snap”., although my Lycra-clad fat arse will be hidden by baggy shorts as I career around the woods.
edit: I will be reaching for the plum schnapps once this Leffe is gone.
It’s alright you chaps cycling off down posh boulevard, some of us are stuck in alcy alley
chin chin
Fuck that - I prefer cycling down Alkie Alley along Shitface Avenue and back home via Chunder Road 
I quite fancy getting hammered actually…
Me, cycling? Fuck off!
I’ve been informed that tomorrow I shall be dismantling my stereo, shifting my records into another room and generally clearing my listening room in preparation for Claire to decorate it…
I suggested using old band tour posters as wallpaper, seeing as it’s a music room, but apparently I am not allowed to make suggestions as to the decor in “my” room because I’m not really a grown up.
In protest, you should stay up late and get very drunk.