A couple of these…
Big bottles
Has MJ shrunk,or is it a massive chair?Looks a bit Ronnie Corbett
Is it yours or big hands
What alcoholic drink are you drinking right now?
I’ve no idea. I am unabletoread or writeand my fuckingspace bar keepssticking.
Suitablypissedthough
I just found a large bottle of Leffe Brune that I didn’t remember I had. Thank fuck for that. I was about to get the homemade plum schnapps out (again).
Winner.
Loser
I’m a loser, baby.
So why don’t you kill me?
Pleaseno
Fuckingthing’s stillstuck
Calm down dear, and clean your keyboard
I took a sip from the home made plums, a couple of months of can’t wait for every visitor to refuse.
As seems traditional these days, I must enquire if that is a euphemism.
Nada
It will pushed on the lopwell ging gang hooleys