I bet.
The flask in Porton Down that had about a couple of tablespoons of VX that could wipe out a few hundred thousand people, and apparently it’s a piece of piss to make in a school chemistry lab if you know what to chuck in the mix…
Newcastle Brown Ale?
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She’s hollow and made of plastic like a Barbie. Sorry to spoil it for you.
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I’ll form my own opinion, once I’m inside her, thankyouverymuch
You can probably get most of the effect with a low quality rubber sex doll. Knightly has zero sex appeal. Or maybe she does when you get to your advanced years?
You’ve had her then?
Tbh, I just picked a random name but I’m quite prepared to continue this nonsense.
Wouldn’t touch her with yours.
If you want to continue then feel free to name other women who look creepily like children you’d like to have sex with 
Good
See Terrys homebrew thread. 
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I like Keira Knightly.
Just about to start watching Arrival.
Abba ?
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Just started Homeland Season 6. Carrie is as annoying as ever.
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No the sci-fi film from last year with Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner. It was a bit slow moving for me but still quite enjoyable.
The Bureau
Amazon, via free month trial. Meant to be the dogs gonads.
Started watching but couldn’t take more than 30 mins of this shit.
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Looked gash from the trailer.
What I’m going to watch…
Dead Mens Shoes with Paddy Considine tomorrow on Film 4. Very good.
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Matt Damon’s unintentional comedy accent is the only highlight.
Cracking film.Meadows best IMO.Went up to where they shot it at Riber Castle in Matlock a few years back. Proper creepy.