Z: fuck this for a game of soldiers, my bro scratches me in the eye ball........ the humans stuff me a cage and cart me off in their cramped Porsche to see Suzy, the cat doc who looks like she's just finished school.
She weights me, feels up me kidneys, slaps my empty ball sack and shines a bright light in me sore eye........ Suzy gives the humans some eye drops..... ha ha I'm gonna have fun avoiding them...... even more funny..Suzy has charged them £46 for the eye goo
then its back in the cramped car..... to home they really need to sort out their whip..... no self respecting cat should be seen in one of them.
and back home, whilst I've been being embarrassed in that car, Marley has eaten all the Iams .......bastard
me and bro chillin out
20160730_092146 by uh_simon, on Flickr
and to add insult to injury, bro is hogging all the bed.....
long by uh_simon, on Flickr