Nah. A Mondeo
Nice offer. Thanks, but no thanks
I know I shouldnât say this cos youâre family, but thatâs a barefaced lie
Troo but I was trying to be polite.
A crushing blow to the gonads (from the crossbar) to the riders of brake-less, fixed-wheel bicycles. Get thee to the velodrome and get the fuck off the roads. You are a fucking liability in traffic. Twats.
Twat
FTFY
Credit where creditâs due - I applaud your honesty. Few people are brave enough to stand up in public and confess that their driving skills are so poor that they canât cope with other road users. Itâs refreshing when someone does though. Itâs a shame so few take the next step and hand their licences back in and settle for a bus pass.
VB
Heâs a Porsche driver, what do you expect?
Is he? He kept that quiet.
Are you Ronnie Pickering?
Credit where creditâs due - I applaud your honesty. Few people are brave enough to stand up in public and confess that their driving skills are so poor that they canât cope with other road users. Itâs refreshing when someone does though. Itâs a shame so few take the next step and hand their licences back in and settle for a bus pass.
VB
Heâs a Porsche driver, what do you expect?
Prey tell VB (you know nothing about me or how I drive), how you came to derive your conclusions?
I am referring to yet another stupid cyclist who decided that it was time for their life to end and to ruin mine, by deciding to turn right in front of me from my left hand side at a T-junction the moment I pulled out to turn left. I was signalling and fully aware of what was going on around me - in fact had I not been fully aware it would have been a bad day for both me and the cyclist.
It was my high level of driving skill, honed reactions and Porsche engineering (I drive one you know) that meant our (both mine and the twat cyclist) could proceed without injury or sadness.
Are you Ronnie Pickering?
Most certainly not, I have class you knowâŚnow how do you give -ve rep in this placeâŚ
Porsche engineering (I drive one you know)
Do you? I canât recall you mentioning itâŚ
Do you? I canât recall you mentioning itâŚ
you must have memory problem? maybe you need hand over your licence as well as me?
WooshâŚ
Prey tell VB (you know nothing about me or how I drive), how you came to derive your conclusions?
It was dead easy. If youâd meant âanother stupid cyclistâ then youâd have said âanother stupid cyclistâ. But you said âthe riders of bicyclesâ. Indeed you went out of your way to modify the original post to say that. The OP made a clear point about offenders who happen to use a bike to commit their offence. You extended the complaint to all the other cyclists who donât. Offenders deserve what they get. All the other cyclists deserve to be treated as equally entitled to the road space.
Imagine youâd shouted âGet the fuck off the roads. You are a fucking liability in traffic. Twatâ at every cyclist youâd passed during your driving test. Do you think the examiner would have judged you to be competent ?
VB
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Imagine youâd shouted âGet the fuck off the roads. You are a fucking liability in traffic. Twatâ at everyone else on the road[/quote]
Thatâs straight out of the Porsche Driver Experience training manual
It was dead easy. If youâd meant âanother stupid cyclistâ then youâd have said âanother stupid cyclistâ. But you said âthe riders of bicyclesâ. Indeed you went out of your way to modify the original post to say that. The OP made a clear point about offenders who happen to use a bike to commit their offence. You extended the complaint to all the other cyclists who donât. Offenders deserve what they get. All the other cyclists deserve to be treated as equally entitled to the road space.
Imagine youâd shouted âGet the fuck off the roads. You are a fucking liability in traffic. Twatâ at every cyclist youâd passed during your driving test. Do you think the examiner would have judged you to be competent ?
VB
of course they would - what century did you learn to drive in?
anyway - this thread is for venting and not sensible analysis - the fucking cyclist this morning joined a long list of idiotic death-wish risk taking cyclists that I encounter on the roads.
Ironic that I spent years cycling and motorcycling on the roads before I got 4 wheels - and that what moved me from 2 to 4 wheels was a twat of a 4x4 driver who turned right into me at a junction and broke my leg in two placesâŚ
NevermindâŚback to equating.
actually todays cock punch should go to me - I currently resemble a reptile shedding its skin.
It seems in addition to not be able to drive (a Porsche) I am no longer capable of applying factor 20 adequately - so sitting around in the sun in a field in Brighton, resulted in a burnt nose and forehead. Lucky for me I still have a full head of hairâŚ