Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch


#2143

Glad your OK Edd, could’ve been worse and damaged the mighty Verso


#2144

Not sure that it will polish out. You may need a spot of filler too.

Glad you’re ok though!


#2145

Pessamist

+1 you lucky man. Hope there aren’t any lumps and bruises after a nights kip and if there are - play on them, after all it will be fathers day.


#2146

The BBC can have one, for not covering a major international sporting event with over 250,000 spectators…

Le Mans 24 hour race…:roll_eyes:


#2147

It’s on ITV4


#2148

Sorry I meant their website, I’m on my hols at the mo, at least I can see it on German Eurosport…:+1:


#2149

Cockpunch to me, yet again. Was just hoovering and failed to notice the wire from my Sennheiser PX360 'phones dangling on the floor.

Naturally I went over it and it got whizzed around the brush and pulled out of the earcup.

The inner wires are so thin I can barely see them, never mind consider soldering them. Bugger.

Anyone here fancy having a go at fixing them for me?


#2150

@J_B is the go to man for incredibly delicate component repairs


#2151

And there is your problem.


#2152

I deserve a clip round the nadsack for not closing the fridge door properly last night. The kitchen gets full sun in the morning so this morning the contents had melted. Runny butter and squeezy cheddar. Everything had to go.

Then I realised I was annoyed about this when some people have lost everything recently - and I’m annoyed because I have to go the supermarket for some more fucking cheese and stuffed olives? I’ll take a bollock spank for that too.


#2153

First world probs innit.


#2154

Yup, I have a brand new fettling hammer I’m dying to try out :sunglasses:


#2155

Silly billy :laughing:


#2156

Fancy a go at them J_B?


#2157

Really? You should have said :slight_smile:


#2158

Sooo bitter and twisted :grinning:


#2159

About time you went on holiday again, I miss those posts… “I’m currently taking a posh crap in the departure lounge bog”. “My first beer of the next two weeks” etc, etc. :roll_eyes:


#2160

Mardy twats who start complaining it’s too hot after a couple of days of clement weather. :fu:


#2161

It’s too hot.


#2162

It’s fucking lovely up North. Not humid, a nice 25C or so. I hope it lasts for bloody weeks.