Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

[quote=“coco, post:2202, topic:85”]
I think that comes under extraordinary rendition [/quote]

fxt

you won’t be going anywhere unless you are on an aircraft - fancy sitting on the runway getting in the way of others… is it a protest?

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You have been sat on the taxiway or stand Dana, not the runway…

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Knowing him, he is sat in the runway. Probably in his underpants with a glass of gin.

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Meh…

Have you progressed to the runway yet?

[MrsJohnson] sitting [/MrsJohnson]

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FMS…

Facepalm…
Scaffolders smoking something funny today?
Got home to find the front door only opens a few centimetres.

There are special 3D hinges you can get for that I think

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:rage: Parliament would be of no benefit in this scenario…

They are scaffolders ie mentally challenges hod carriers, what do you expect :grinning:

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In my limited experience of scaffolders they do occupy a subterranean position on the evolutionary ladder. Back at work there was more than one occasion when I’d have sworn they were doing it deliberately, on the basis that no-one could cock up that badly by accident. Two of them nearly killed me once with a (deliberately) dropped scaff clamp (not deliberately dropped on me, but they were reckless about who was below them).

VB

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do people still carry hods?

No, you cannot carry anything up a ladder, 'elf 'n safety in it…

My recent experience of scaffolders is that they are happy to let the steel stay up until it suits them to take it down, your property being a useful place to store it until it’s needed again. The firm we used appeared to go bust so we offered it to another firm but miraculously the original supplier had re-started in a different guise & was tipped off to come & get it. Shysters all!

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Sounds great…

That was only to appease the poofy European H&S laws :grinning:

So now the one on the ground chucks the bricks, one at a time, up to the one on the working platform who catches (most of) them.

VB

Bricks should be trebuchet’d to their destination.

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This is the first sensible thing you’ve posted all day. There isn’t a single problem that can’t either be caused or solved (or both) with a trebuchet. Give me 45 minutes with the Duppers, Tories and Labour and I guarantee the end of socialism, capitalism and dogmatic lunacy on the spot. Trebuchet is the way to a brighter future.

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