As you will all have been following, Ed Sheeran 2018 tour tickets came on sale at 10:00 this morning. It's Jan's 60th in August and she loves him (and his music) so I bit my lip and sat on-line ready to pounce to get 2 tickets as a surprise present for her.
After 6 minutes of "we're busy, fuck off" all the decent £88.00 tickets had gone. After 18 minutes all the £56.00 seats had gone. After 27 minutes all the £87.00 standing tickets had gone (thank fuck).
So half an hour of my life wasted.
Never mind, let's look on line. £87.00 tickets on sale for £200 each! £56.00 for £150.
Cunts, all of the thieving spivs can have a good kicking in the softest areas.
But at least I tried and got some brownie points when I told her.