Another shit driver needing a deep tissue massage of the gonads...
This morning I was nearly run over by the proprietor of a local shop which sells "Protein Powder" and the like. He is a short, very wide man. Unnaturally wide, some might say. I was crossing a side street about 30m from the main road when this white Audi T(wa)T came haring around the right-angled bend at high speed. He was forced to brake hard and actually stopped alongside me.
Had I been a second or two later, it would have been messy.
My reaction was to say "Slow down", at which he placed his forefinger to his lips and said "Shhhh". Puzzled by this, I repeated myself, adding that it was just before 9am and he was driving at excessive speed on a road on which lies an Infant/Junior school. Again he responded with the shushing. Obviously, given his bulbously misshapen, muscular frame his exertions in the gym have resulted not only in a stupidly large upper body, but also in a tiny brain and shrivelled genitalia.
Had I actually said this and not walked away, it would have been similarly messy.