Well, I doubt a 5-yo is going to have the wherewithall to do everything on her own, but yes you are being a bit cynical, Graeme.
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This is the thin end of the wedge. Next thing you know Stu will be wailing that Patch has been fined for running an unregistered IFA business out of the back of the Vauxhall and Matt will want to know where Stronzettoās been taken to by HMRC after the raid on his ājust a bit of funā distillery.
VB
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The rival beat the Mash to it. 
Lemonade industry spokesman Mr R White stated " We aināt havinā no punk kids encroaching on our territory, so we sent in our āenforcement teamā to shut the kid down. Weāre a cartel, you wanna play, youse gots to pay. Thatās got to be clear. She got off lightly for her first offence. Next time itās cement shoes and a ropeless bunjee jump off Tower Bridge for her. She was lucky it was me dealing with this and not The Big Schweppes, otherwise sheād be needing prosthetic ears right now."
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Lemonade has dropped $10 a barrel says LPEC. 
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Feed the fuckers to the 'gators
Waitrose and their stupid substitutions in their online shopping. Ordered 4 cans of Camden Hells brewery lager, and it gets substituted with 1 bottleā¦
I can imagine the rage on the phone call, āAS IF THATāS BLOODY ENOUGH!ā
#FirstWorldProblems
If only there was a place you could go in person to pick out what you wanted. 
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Or if they had replaced it with Fosters
More betterer 
The brains behind the proposed CrossRail 2 because the one part of the country that desperately needs Billions more spent on infrastructure is London.
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Fucktards
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What do we think might be a suitable replacement phrase on the occasion of an Orangeman carking it ?
VB
Youāve been Tangoed??
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cheerio
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Thatās one less cunt in the world.
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Oi! Thatās somebodyās father, or brother, or both 