Lemonade industry spokesman Mr R White stated " We ain’t havin’ no punk kids encroaching on our territory, so we sent in our “enforcement team” to shut the kid down. We’re a cartel, you wanna play, youse gots to pay. That’s got to be clear. She got off lightly for her first offence. Next time it’s cement shoes and a ropeless bunjee jump off Tower Bridge for her. She was lucky it was me dealing with this and not The Big Schweppes, otherwise she’d be needing prosthetic ears right now."