Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

What’s she been doing to get that? :wink:

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A gentleman couldn’t possibly say :thinking:

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A gentleman wouldn’t ask (though might wonder…) :grinning:

Ffs 11 likes for this. My heart is fair lifted. :slight_smile:

Won’t stop you being a miserable old cunt though, will it? :laughing:

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It’s a bloody nonsense!

And a happy Samhain to you too. :jack_o_lantern:

We have tins of sweets the ready for this evening. Cockpunch to my kids for now being too old to go trick or treating. I used to enjoy sitting in while they went out, and not answering the door while scoffing fizzers.

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We will only get one visit tonight!

Only 3 kids on the Island and they’re collectively going to each house to raise money to buy fireworks for the display at the Island Hall next week.

Here they’re known a ‘guizers’ it’s a long held tradition

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So, no cockpunches required. just some cash for the fireworks and some sweets for the kids :+1:

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Looks highly flammable :fire::+1:

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Costumes made of wicker?

Lol, no. Straw.

Wasn’t he Procel Harem’s bassist?

Procul, or is it Procol?

Procol I always thought.

Probably

Not bothered.

Wank

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A whiter shade of bucket :wink:

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The ‘Monster Mash’ can get to fuck as well.

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