What’s she been doing to get that?
A gentleman couldn’t possibly say
A gentleman wouldn’t ask (though might wonder…)
Ffs 11 likes for this. My heart is fair lifted.
Won’t stop you being a miserable old cunt though, will it?
It’s a bloody nonsense!
And a happy Samhain to you too.
We have tins of sweets the ready for this evening. Cockpunch to my kids for now being too old to go trick or treating. I used to enjoy sitting in while they went out, and not answering the door while scoffing fizzers.
We will only get one visit tonight!
Only 3 kids on the Island and they’re collectively going to each house to raise money to buy fireworks for the display at the Island Hall next week.
Here they’re known a ‘guizers’ it’s a long held tradition
So, no cockpunches required. just some cash for the fireworks and some sweets for the kids
Looks highly flammable
Costumes made of wicker?
Lol, no. Straw.
Wasn’t he Procel Harem’s bassist?
Procul, or is it Procol?
Procol I always thought.
Probably
Not bothered.
Wank
A whiter shade of bucket
The ‘Monster Mash’ can get to fuck as well.