or something like this…
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…And an almighty hoof to the gladsacks to Every Cunt With A Camera who feels obligated to add “© [Their Name] Photography” to every motherfucking holiday and catporn snap they take.
Literally ANY cunt can take a decent pic nowadays, photography is the most inflated currency there is FFS! No-one fucking cares. No-one wants your trite, derivative, 3rd rate image. Get to fuck and don’t come back!
Cunts!
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Pretty similar to Beckham Jnr’s reviews for his photo album, sorry, book 
But what about cat photos? 
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what about them?
I just asked that question.
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Pfffttt . . . cats can’t operate cameras.
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On some forums they are deleted at will.
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I’m going to take a cockpunch or two.
I can’t seem to muster much enthusiasm for anything at the moment. I have a garage that needs sorting and cleared and just can’t be chewed.
Can’t be arsed with music or even reading. Strange, as usually prefer doing something other than lounging about dunking stem gingers.
In a right fucking malaise.
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You are Clothears.
Menapause.
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SAD
Pregnant?
Man period. Deadly.
Maybe you have SAD
It involves over-munching too (really, it does).
VB
CP to ebay buyers, took advantage of an ebay offer for £1 selling fees and listed some 300b valves. Fucktrumpet buys them and then doesn’t pay, I email a few times after a couple of days asking if he wants to cancel as I can relist them under the same offer within the next 2 days. He responds he still wants them and then still doesn’t pay. Now 7 days later he doesn’t want them and asks if I cancel the auction. I tell him only if he covers the £40 fees I now have to pay because I’ve missed the offer timeframe. He says no so I file a non paying bidder claim and he responds to the claim saying he doesn’t want them because I was abusive over the phone.
WTF???
Suppose i should have a CP for not realising that all buyers on ebay are cunts.
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Miserable cunt - did someone steal your bucket?