Start another thread if you want to discuss it, this is the cockpunching thread.
ā¦and the cockpunch was delivered right there. Well aimed, sir
Asked and answered. Result.
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3/4 length āsportsā trousers can get all the way to fuck.
Shorts or chinos only. 
for what occasion? A wedding? on the golf course?
There is no occasion that those trews are acceptable.
None. What. So. Ever.
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if youāre a short arse, then normal shorts become 3/4 lengthā¦
In which golfer gives sartorial advice.
Fekking outdoor crimbo decorations. Apparently, we āneedā to buy not one, but two lit-up reindeers for the porch. One hundred and sixty of your English pounds this will cost. We wonāt even see them, on the basis that I am planning on sitting inside my house over the āfestiveā period, and not outside of itā¦ What a waste. I could buy one and a half shakti stones for that cashā¦
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Here is a quick pic of a pair photoshopped onto me.
When they look crap on a model, you know there is something Rong.
Give yourself a massive cockpunch if you accede to this demand
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This.
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I can get you a real one for Ā£100*
*might look like a Dartmoor pony with a hat
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Will it fit in the Astra?
Yes it will,taken from What Car;
āThe astra 1.4 is deceptively bigger than itās outside appearance.
We had no problem getting a Dartmoor pony in the boot for the test driveā.
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I bet they didnāt try putting a second one on the roof rails though. No road tester would have thought of that.
Sounds like one for Clarksonās new programme
Further down in the What Car article;
āWe did try a 2nd Dartmoor pony on the roof,but found this made the handling somewhat hap hazardā
Conclusion;
āThe 03 Astra is a superb car,but slightly limited if you need to carry more than one Dartmoor pony at a time.ā
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That was the hatchback though. Piece of piss in the estate. You can also get a couple of sheep in as well in the estate.