Ten times. For. Fucks. SAKE!
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That’s some nasty plastic £2.99 from Wilko’s they’ve got going on there.
It’s probably yours and I’ve just mortally insulted you.
Sorry about that.
Well, not really actually.
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Why not raise it by shortening the chain using a mole grip? I realise that plumbers aren’t that quick on the uptake, but after the first two times, perhaps a bit of thought?
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Can you straighten those pictures up inbetween whacking your head
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just get down on all fours, and crawl around doggy style
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Sometimes, I 
you people.
Creased-up here…
Don’t like to make generalisations on people’s lampshades,but the owner of that one,is defo a Brexiteer
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I’ve just installed a new loo seat. Both the old nuts were seized up, so I eventually resorted to uninstalling using a chisel, which was moderately fun after a long time of increasing annoyance…
Fnaar
Chisel schmisel. A real man would use the largest angle grinder available.
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Angle-grinder/schmangle-grinder - a real man would use a big gnarly old pair of bolt-cutters 
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Chisel schmisel. A real man would use the bucket
fxt
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You’re all braver than I would have been. Using impact violence on ceramic sanitaryware can go very obviously wrong. I think I’d have taken a bit longer and gently hacksawed through the bolts. Maybe I’m getting old …
VB
A real man would leave it to his wife, and go out to the pub and wait till she had successfully completed the task.
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This post has tickled me. A lot.
Fucking hell, are we all expected to hang these in our homes when we eventually get England-Land back?
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It was extreme leverage rather than impact. I had reached the point where a ceramic catastrophe would had been an acceptable outcome.
This conjures up so many mental images.