Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

We should have snipers on footbridges, with ANPR equipment to identify ex LFC pundits.

This is why I hate computers, and live on my tablet and phone:

No shit, itā€™s taken over half an hour to do whatever the fuck itā€™s doingā€¦ Thank fuck I donā€™t have to do anything important on it, like work or watching porn.

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FFSā€¦

IE . . .

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Have you tried stamping on it ?

Probably the clutch.

Windows: just fucking shit.

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Windows 10 is a really nasty operating system. Iā€™ve had 2 laptops turned into vegetables by so called ā€˜Updatesā€™. The last one had a folder which I had to save. I managed to do it but why all the crap ā€¦?
Microsoft is making itself into the next Pan Am, TWA or Nokia.

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Trouble is, Apple also appears to be making great strides towards fucking up its computer divisions too. I find myself rather concerned about it all.

World domination is not an idea that makes commercial sense

The problem is, Lauren needs to access her schools remote access thing to do her homework, and it only accepts ie11, or edge via compatibility modeā€¦

It worked yesterday, then today the PC updated for nearly an hour, then it didnā€™t workā€¦

Finally got the bloody thing working somehow.

Ice Hockey Boy strikes again

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To say that I would be having angry, ranting conversations with senior school personnel if I were in your shoes would be an understatement. Thatā€™s a manifestly piss poor product they are using.

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Iā€™m guessing it will have been very reasonably priced though.

VB

#potholes

Iā€™ll remove your false teeth and stick them in your gobby wifeā€™s arse next time you pick your little dog up by the lead just to stop my dog being inquisitive.

She may be bigger than yours, sheā€™s a nosey bitch come to say hello, its your little rat-shit fur ball thatā€™s pissed off because youā€™ve just yanked it about with a choke chain, no-wonder its yapping, picking it up and putting it under your arm just makes it more interesting.

@nicewalkintheparkā€¦not

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Morons who feed the ducks / swans bread, whilst stood next to a small sign telling them not to. I verbally reminded them and they appeared contrite.

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People who drop litter. Anyone who drops litter should be a social pariah. Dropping litter is done by those with a low IQ.

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Small dog owners, a breed apart.

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Iā€™d shoot them dead, wouldnā€™t take long to get the message acrossā€¦

Iā€™ve got some new neighbours who think its OK to leave black bags with food waste and nappies in the communal area. They must be shocked to see them ripped open and blame the cats and foxā€™s for the mess, but not shocked enough to put some gloves on and pick up their shit.

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