Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch


#5172

I remember @coco saying that they had folded a record in half to get it through his letterbox :rofl:


#5173

Word of the Day :+1:


#5174

Indeed.
My speed is proportional to the distance the car behind me is from my bumper. The closer you get the slower I go.


#5175

Cadent the gas people. They were meant to be here at 1600 to reconnect the gas as part of them replacing the gas mains along our road.

they are late and are eating in my Friday pub-beer time


#5176

Everybody’s gotta eat


#5177

fucking smellchecker


#5178

People that do all their banking at ATMs - just withdraw your money and go ffs. Stop making me stand here for ages while you dither over what other services you think you might want to consider utilising at an incredibly slow pace. Arseholes.


#5179

:grinning:People who use cash.


#5180

You don’t use cash eh Bob, not wiv you being hifi royalty :+1:


#5181

Cash hasn’t been accepted in Cheshire since 2004 Jim.


#5182

My desktop PC can have one - it refuses to boot this morning. :confused:

…and I can have one as well, because I’m rubbish at fixing computers :roll_eyes:


#5183

Microshaft W10 updates?


#5184

Hmmmm, maybe.

It just cycles from the Asus logo page to “entering power save” then back to the Asus logo page - stuck in a loop.

Tried pressing delete, going into the bios and selecting the C drive from the boot menu, but it just goes back to the same cycling…


#5185

Yours or the companies PC?


#5186

My home PC. I’m using my company laptop now to write this…


#5187

Have you got the recovery disc?


#5188

Yes - just trying it now…


#5189

Has it got the Twelve Steps?


#5190

some years ago a service i used was taken over by east of england trust . they were absolutely superb , incredibly polite , helpful and efficient . they really made life musch easier and helped folks a lot


#5191

Halifax is an utter nightmare to deal with , made huge mistakes with my mortgage , kept me talking on phone for 1 hour and 40 mins to review a new 2 year mortgage . compared to accord , the mortgage works etc they are dire . you try getting through to them on the phone , more layers than harry and meghans cake next week