Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch


#5332

Are you going to tell your boss, or feign ignorance when he sees your feeble attempt at panel beating?


#5333

I’ll just fess up in the morning, I’m too honest.


#5334

I would too. Much as I’d love to brazen it out, I’m utterly shit at lying.


#5335

Is that what the Mrs tells you?


#5336

just destroy the whole lot to hide the evidence of the crash


#5337

No, unfortunately I am all too aware of it. Ruled out a glittering career in politics or law.


#5338

Blame the guy who can’t speak English.


#5339

I bought a Co-op New York Deli sandwich earlier on, from the reduced section (no pounds and fucking seventy nine pence!) for my lunch tomorrow.

Except I know it’s in the fridge. And I can’t stop thinking about it sitting there, just waiting to be eaten…


#5340

if it’s anything like our co-op, stuff that makes it to the reduced fridge is already festering


#5341

Date doesn’t actually run out till tomorrow. Ours is great.


#5342

Mmmm pastrami…


#5343

eat it, Eat it, Eat it, Eat it, EAT IT, EAT IT !

You know you want to.


#5344

Pastrami farts in bed…


#5345

And it’s gone…


#5346

Claire can enjoy it too then.


#5347

Oh no !

You should have savored the sweet anticipation.

You’ll miss it tomorrow, now.


#5348

Was lovely, not festering like southern softies Co-op stuff.

Oh well, will have to have a Gents pie instead. Life’s a Bitch… :grin:


#5349

https://www.google.com/maps/dir/’’/best+pie+shop+in+wigan/data=!4m5!4m4!1m0!1m2!1m1!1s0x487b0e3f00444add:0x6311853086e7ffe7?sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiguLem9rrbAhUIbRQKHUzsBIgQ9RcwAHoECAEQCA

In case you get lost as a scouser.


#5350

Cheers mate. :joy:


#5351

Looks like this, you will need cash, as they don’t do tick.