Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch


#5372

Me. For committing this most schoolboy of errors.

Was up through the loft hatch like a polaris missile to bung the tank. No major damage. Thank fuck


#5373

You must have a 10 inch cock…complaint??!


#5374

At least!
And it’s black and made of rubber.


#5375

How the feck did you manage to do that?


#5376

With the correct tool just about any fuck-up is possible

VB


#5377

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#5378

thank goodness it did not cause too much damage !! nearly done it a few times


#5379

just once an electrician used that and it saved so much mess . highly recommended . all the others just use a chisel and yank up your nice floorboards that you can no longer get at that thickness !!!


#5380

Depth gauge issues on my rip saw. I knew the fuckers were there right under the weyroc as that is where they always hide. Lack of checking saw had a mm or two too deep and Fanny’s yer aunt. Very fucking lucky mind.


#5381

Is that lucky you fucked up or lucky you spotted you fucked up? Always choices with you.


#5382

Poetic justice?
I would be very cross if a plumber chopped my floorboards up instead of lifting them properly. Never mind the leaking pipe.


#5383

Lucky I was able to stop it quickly.


#5384

What are you implying?


#5385

He’s saying you’re a cowboy.


#5386

I’m man enough to admit a mistake when I make one … and professional enough to sort it quickly with minimal fucking damage.

Oh … and good luck lifting a weyroc floor without a rip saw.


#5387

Quite.


#5388

exactly - fucking horrible nasty floors


#5389

that ain’t a floorboard in the traditional sense. it’s chipboarf


#5390

Quite.


#5391

So the picture with the saw ain’t a picture of the actual floor. Apologies I thought it was the same one.