You’re not sweet on him then?
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This^^
He uses it enough himself, wanker that he is.
If Mrs Jim is going to hurt her knee, the least she could do is to damage it on Lord Sugar’s crotch.
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Perhaps we could call Lord Sugar of Cuntingdon. Or just plain Cunt for short.
The Cunt of Cuntsville
Alternative approach
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Death-grip handshakers can grab themselves by the goolies.
I like a firm handshake, don’t get me wrong. I’m also averse to a limp clasp, but these vice-handed fuckers seem to have something to prove. One chap in the office today was trying to rearrange my metacarpals.
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That video reminds me of this. Maybe Trump should meet Mr Shake Hands Man?
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GWR for supplying shit coffee in their lounge at Paddington
Bless…
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1st world problem?
It is sad about those young men , someone I know who a tradesman is also a very good graffiti artist. They have shelves of spray paint at home and some nice work
Ann Coulter for being an evil bitch
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Seems to be a rash of traffic wardens here at crazy times , we were on way home last night and at nearly 10pm they were ticketing folks near here . Then again this am at 08.10 catching people on their mopeds
The traffic wardens around your way have mopeds and persue drivers on them? 
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I’m not sure you’ve got the hang of this cockpunching thing really Phil. Please try harder next time.
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Whoever did this deserves to have their nadgers nailed to a wall while people take turns to smack them with a cricket bat
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Oi, @hifinutt this is the more idea. Needs a bit more swearing, foaming at the mouth and wanton disregard for anything other than extreme violence, but the general seething anger comes across nicely…