Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch


#5512

You’re not sweet on him then?


#5513

This^^
He uses it enough himself, wanker that he is.


#5514

If Mrs Jim is going to hurt her knee, the least she could do is to damage it on Lord Sugar’s crotch.


#5515

Perhaps we could call Lord Sugar of Cuntingdon. Or just plain Cunt for short.


#5516

The Cunt of Cuntsville


#5517

Alternative approach


#5518

Death-grip handshakers can grab themselves by the goolies.

I like a firm handshake, don’t get me wrong. I’m also averse to a limp clasp, but these vice-handed fuckers seem to have something to prove. One chap in the office today was trying to rearrange my metacarpals.


#5519

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#5520

#5521

That video reminds me of this. Maybe Trump should meet Mr Shake Hands Man?


#5522

GWR for supplying shit coffee in their lounge at Paddington


#5523

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Bless…


#5524

1st world problem?


#5525

It is sad about those young men , someone I know who a tradesman is also a very good graffiti artist. They have shelves of spray paint at home and some nice work


#5526

Ann Coulter for being an evil bitch


#5527

Seems to be a rash of traffic wardens here at crazy times , we were on way home last night and at nearly 10pm they were ticketing folks near here . Then again this am at 08.10 catching people on their mopeds


#5528

The traffic wardens around your way have mopeds and persue drivers on them? :thinking:


#5529

I’m not sure you’ve got the hang of this cockpunching thing really Phil. Please try harder next time.

:innocent:


#5530

Whoever did this deserves to have their nadgers nailed to a wall while people take turns to smack them with a cricket bat


#5531

Oi, @hifinutt this is the more idea. Needs a bit more swearing, foaming at the mouth and wanton disregard for anything other than extreme violence, but the general seething anger comes across nicely…:smirk: