Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch


#5592

Don’t go and see if they put you in detention :upside_down_face:


#5593

Turn up with your earbuds in and 5 Live on. Swear loudly when stuff goes well/badly (in the football, not your son’s report).

VB


#5594

take a doner kebab in with you.


#5595

And a few cans…


#5596

Several ‘jazz cigarettes’ might also create the right impression/alleviate the boredom.


#5597

Send Claire, I am sure there will be plenty of other ‘one parent families’ present


#5598

Clearly you need to go in just Speedo’s and a baseball cap with a getto blaster on 5 live.


#5599

Arrive at 6.30, full Brazil kit (No 10 shirt). Have taxi waiting outside. As you enter the hall, catch your foot on a table leg, go down grimacing. Roll over at least 4 times. Be sure to have the head teacher personally helping you to your feet & out to the waiting cab. Promise not to sue. Should be home by 7. Job done & sympathy points earned.


#5600

Corporate stupidity :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#5601

Tell them to fuck off. No further action required.


#5602

South Eastern trains, complete pile of stinking shit.


#5603

Whoever is responsible for the roadworks around the entrance to the Heathrow tunnel. I had to collect my brother and his family from T3 today. In the end I was reduced to cheating (lane 1 on the spur then weaving into the tunnel through the coaches at the roundabout. It’s a huge international airport. Blocking the access is unforgiveable.

VB


#5604

:tada::tada:


#5605

Cockpunch to me for avatar sig reasons


#5606

Presumably you made a trunk call to the *AA

*No, not this one


#5607

I had to answer the question ‘was i more than 1/4 mile from home?’


#5608

I might have struggled with that one :grinning:


#5609

FFS


#5610

No words


#5611

Jesus, what is a matter with these people? :rage: