Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

Cockpunch to people commenting when submitting in the ‘Submitted Without Comment’ thread. :rolling_eyes: D’uh!

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Fucking NiCad batteries can take one. 1x Makita and 1 x DeWalt are completely dead and causing error codes on their respective chargers, and their just about working twins last for about 4 holes before packing up despite apparently taking a full charge.

I’m never going to finish this fucking rack at this rate.

http://www.diy.com/departments/makita-cordless-18v-13ah-li-ion-combi-drill-2-batteries-hp457dwex2/278413_BQ.prd?ecamp=Seapla&ppc_type=shopping&ds_kids=92700014019559816&gclid=CjwKEAiAtefDBRDTnbDnvM735xISJABlvGOvor_4JNCQ1fG4GHV6HAdxPyjmDWWCRbwO9aVfxzDZyRoCbRPw_wcB&dclid=CI7qxP6TwtECFQGB7QodrWQGFQ

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Actually, that doesn’t look like bad value…

I bought 2 in the black friday thing a couple of years back for £69 each.
Really hold the charge well,even when not used.

Mere toys. :slight_smile:

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A drill for gentlemen. :slight_smile:

http://www.screwfix.com/p/dewalt-d25501-gb-5kg-sds-max-combi-hammer-230v/47863?kpid=47863&cm_mmc=Google--Product%20Listing%20Ads--Sales%20Tracking-_-sales%20tracking%20url&gclid=CPLNyPubwtECFQsW0wod5F4NuA

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Typical plumbers/electrician tool.
Bang a massive hole through the wall,mend it,leave hole for someone else to fix…No finese.

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I have also used mine to bang nail clips into joist when my hammer was just too much hassle to fetch. :slight_smile:

Todays marketplace requires the jobbing tradesman to be versatile.

Two buckets then?

If there is one thing I can say with certainty it is that you can never have enough buckets. :slight_smile:

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"I bort some vinyls nad found I need a table to play them. Do I need speekers to.

I really must stop reading FaecesBook :confounded:

Too much golf in this thread.

VB

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I despair at humanity some days.

Whilst giving a customer CPR this evening, a vacuous oxygen thief asked me for directions. When I calmly mentioned that I was attempting to save a person’s life, she shouted, “There’s no need to be rude about it !”

The BTP officer who was sharing the CPR duties escorted the person away so there wasn’t any need for a second ambulance :rage:

Oh, and the person we were working on was alive when placed in the ambulance. The crew said some nice things. THAT nearly makes up for it.

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LOL, how the fuck have you not gone full Michael Douglas yet?

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Trust me, I’ve come fucking close :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

The level of entitlement that seems to be hard wired into certain people is fucking amazing. I’m astounded that some of them can even bring themselves to breathe under their own volition.

Kudos to you Terry, I hope the person you helped makes it.

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If I recall correctly that is the second time in a year you’ve dealt with something as critical as this. More power to you Terry, that must take real courage. I hope that your employers give you the support that you need, even if Joe and Josephine Public aren’t much use, to say the very least.

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