Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

I bet he does, Abbots tits must be like that by now.

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A fine blue veined cheese.

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I agree, that was their best album

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my throat/head/noseā€¦cold then cough now lost voiceā€¦ Louise is telling to me to txt her as she canā€™t hear meā€¦

Diagnosis - manflu. Prognosis- dangerously close to death but will pull through.

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Iā€™m just getting over mine now. Hellish.

Man up you pussies :sleeping:

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All that exercise is bound to make you illā€¦

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I prescribe two bacon sandwiches & a flagon of scrumpy

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Not my prognosis Jimbo itā€™s for Ziggy.

Cockpunch to 14 yo girls who prattle fucking wellincessantly about fucking Teen Wolf (the series, not the Michael J Fox film) and go into forensic detail about the plot, the characters blah blah cunting blah. I think my head is going to explode if I hear another sodding word about itā€¦

Bugs mixed up with a cold can piss off.

Been off work sick most of the week,canā€™t get warm and bones feel freezing.

Just sit in the astra with the heater on.

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ā€œCalling Dr Booze, medicate me!ā€

Just pretend youā€™ve taken loads of drugs and this is the high!

https://twitter.com/vNetNinja/status/830223392011853824

Yes itā€™s from FaecesBook. But as I understand it, is word for word what he actually saidā€¦

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16640936_1147527438678558_3756791254268052324_n.jpg?oh=173a8e5020a5400bd4e9528a047b2103&oe=5943C1D1

I despair :slight_frown:

Iā€™ve just looked at other things this ā€œman of Godā€ has said. As a lapsed Catholic I am still astonished and disgusted.

Every sperm sacred, every abortion is murder. Got to love these celibate men.

Horrible.