A strong coffee will totally sort you out
As an enema?
ftfy
With friends like you, who needs enemas?
Are you out the bog yet?
Can report all is well. Made it with 5 mins to spareâŚ
Lovely spread in a sun kissed back garden, and going into town for a small libation with a mate at 4pm.
Today is a good day.
Ănd when I get back, Iâm going to get intimate with Vanessa after a long break and Spacehoppers lovely cd player.
Yes⌠today is a good day. Much to pleasant to be cockpunching.
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Ha !! Great minds and all that
âTooâ late
Iâm just smirking at your description
Scrawny
Probably closer to the second part of that sayingâŚ
Fucking BBC news on the radio can have one, they blurted out the F1 results on the morning news with no warning.
They donât broadcast it anymore so they donât care who they piss off.
The effing news website does it all the time with the football. If theyâre showing it then they donât ruin the story. If theyâre not then they do. On the home page .
VB
Twatting Guardian on line did it for me this morning, saw the F1 result as a headline.
Soooo, the mouse funeral was carried out in my absence because Amber had started to smellâŚ
I knew that a replacement was an odds on certainty, and so today it has come to pass. Sort of. Claire took the girls to get a new companion for Maisy after school today.
Apparently itâs not a great idea to introduce a single mouse to the existing mouse, because of reasons, so you need to introduce a pair. This advice, naturellement, was received from a mouse peddler⌠and received with glee by the girls and without question by Claire.
The girls trotted off to inspect the mouse peddlers wares and, guess what? They found a cage with some lovely mice in it. Three of them. And obviously it would have been really mean to buy two of them and leave one all on its own because it would be lonely and sadâŚ
So, one mouse croaks it and gets replaced by threeâŚ
Oh, and the mouse palace probably wonât be big enough, so they might well be climbing up the property ladderâŚ