Hope you are going to do a good job on sorting that hole,I’ll be watching
Good use of the word wrenching
UPS can have one. Waited for a package to be delivered and have just found out from tracking that it has been delivered to a neighbour. They have given me their name but not which house number. F**king idiots!!
You don’t know your neighbours 
Crickey, suggests you buy some cakes and knock on doors. 
Stand in the street and shout very loudly “I’ve been shagging Mrs xxxxx” until the husband comes out at which point you can collect your parcel.
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I know them well enough to nod my head when I see them or maybe say “morning” or similar. I’m miserable enough to be a northerner. 
That worked - thanks for the idea Chris. 
How many turned out before you identified the correct resident?
Well here is a first for me Ikea delivered my parcel at 7.50am this morning.
It was suppose to come Friday.
Yes but don’t you get a ‘special’ service?
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16 weeks old and 40 rib fractures. Forty fucking rub fractures and the cunts aren’t found guilty of murder. Enjoy your time inside 
Is that a parcel of bank notes? 
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I wish it was. But no, just a table.
Hope they get the maximum.
Hope they get kicked from one end of the prison to the other.
VB
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I’m quite sure they’ll become very accident prone over the coming months
Dry bummed by bubba till they stop bleeding.
All of the above. Please!
A hefty one to the Magpies who attacked & injured a young thrush on our front lawn this morning. I rescued it & put it safely in our hen run (safe from the hen now too!). Still seems lively & chirpy. Can run but perhaps not fly. We’ll see. I think its probably lost an eye. We’ll give it a bit of food & respite & see how it does.
Man-interfering-with-Nature post 
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