Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch

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1903
1904

I thought Jim had been quiet lately…:grinning:

1905

If my bellend was trapped, I’d be screaming me feckin head off, wouldn’t I :flushed:

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1906

Troo :confused:

1907

Big balls are not always a good thing.

1908

FIXT

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1909

sorted

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1910

I’ll bet you know where the golden rivet is :wink:

1911

Affinity Water can have one for cutting us off - can’t the fuckers control their bursts…

Louise says she wants a shower, I say fuck the shower… What’ll I do for water to make ice for my G&T?

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1912

Scrape it off the mummified bag of peas at the back of the freezer :thumbsup:

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1913

I give you a feckin’ rivet in a moment, golden or otherwise…

1914

Vicious uppercut to the gonads to a particular Discogs seller. It’s not a first press from 1987. It’s clearly marked on the back of the cover that it is a 2016 release on a different label. What’s more, the version you have sent me isn’t listed on Discogs.

I will find you, and I will get Liam Neeson to kill you.

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1915

Paypal protection? I use it on Discogs as lots of frauds on there, either that or credit card chargeback.

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1916

Cockpunch to thick cnuts who think keeping/breeding dangerous dogs is a good thing to do. Further cockpunches to those who train/abuse their dogs until they become dangerous. It is never worth this sort of price:

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1917

One in the nads for these rip-off merchants!

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1918

Have one in the knackers as you clear your desk Kelvin. Shut the door on your way out.

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1919

I couldn’t believe it when I saw the cost of those calls - they were like 50p ish when I last used the service, pre internet. I guess it’s only old people that use them now. Business model: take advantage of ignorance. Nice.

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1920

Yes it’s unreal isn’t it…

No wonder they’re advertising on tv all the time!!

1921

Ofcom another major success with privatisation in a sector and spiraling costs due to commercial greed. If ever a regulator (pfffft) is utterly useless it’s Ofcom. Allows BT to protect it’s monopoly for 30 years and create’s false markets with false competition.

Telecomms is in there with the rail regulator at being utterly useless.

1922

Are you suggesting that the privatisation of telecoms, the railways & public utilities have not been a great success, delivering better service & lower prices to the consumer? How very dare you!

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