People (cunts), that when asked a relatively straightforward question think they are cutting edge and reply with “… is your friend”.
Off tae fuck you go.
If only there was a mechanism to allow me to pass through walls…“the door is your friend”. Fuck you.
I really would like to set fire to my speakers…“Richard Dung is your friend”.
There are too many cockpunches required in that last sentence to even be viable.
What time is it? “The clock is your friend”.