Yet another thread for the purposes of awarding a cockpunch


#1923

People (cunts), that when asked a relatively straightforward question think they are cutting edge and reply with “… is your friend”.

Off tae fuck you go.

If only there was a mechanism to allow me to pass through walls…“the door is your friend”. Fuck you.

I really would like to set fire to my speakers…“Richard Dung is your friend”.

There are too many cockpunches required in that last sentence to even be viable. :frowning:

What time is it? “The clock is your friend”.

Argggggghhhhhhh.


#1924

calmness is your friend

:wink:


#1925

friend fixt


#1926

Cooking chips?


#1927

fcuk!


#1928

It is moments like these that make me pleased I can spell schadenfreude. :smirk:


#1929

Wasn’t he playing for Monako tonight


#1930

You need the Shit Joke and humour toilet thread there my friend.


#1931

…exit stage left…


#1932

What with the sacking of Kelvin and the clearout of all the equally offensive Fox News types anyone would think the 'ole Muckspreader was trying to persuade OFCOM he is a suitable future owner of Sky.


#1933

How long is it since the Dirty Digger got a nomination in this thread? CP to the lot of us for a lack of diligence…


#1934

The fucker will get away with it too. The lawyer acting on behalf of 29 ex Fox employees is in with OFCOM today but I imagine Mudcocks wallet is bigger than their stories of misery.


#1935

My fucking sat nav can have one. Just paid £30 penalty notice after it took me down a bus lane in Wolverhampton last week.

I’ll take one as well though for not seeing what in retrospect were bleeding big signs telling me of said bus lane.


#1936

Consider yourself well and truly cuntpunched…


#1937

I was saying to someone the other day that I’m seeing women drivers becoming much more aggressive on the road.

As I live about 300m from a very large school I’ve noticed being tailgated by mums in the morning because I’m doing 20 past the school and stick to 30 in a 30.

Can’t believe she is also pregnant, what a fucking psycho hosebeast.


#1938

I can. I expect she thought she was less likely to go to prison if she got herself knocked up.


#1939

The cynic in me says the same thing


#1940

Lol.


#1941

Punch in the cock for the so called Mortgage Broker I am using.

  1. Gets the fucking wrong date on the re-mortgage, thus costing me £150 in extra interest.
  2. For calculating the wrong amount on the re-mortgage, so I now have to come up with an additional £1,760 in cash on Monday.

Comes at the wrong time after giving my eldest £800 to go to the USA to go to job interviews. And £200 to my second daughter for a trailer test.


#1942

Love the way he has a go at the train :smiley: