Not sure I want to see a close-up of Einstein’s ring tbh.
I am not sure that I want to see what is behind his ring 
A black hole?
Dumb porthole - currently showering the galaxy in stupid. Vacant American brains are attracting the dumb which is beamed from a distant event horizon known as Fox where all intelligence has been leached leaving only nincompoopary in it’s wake.
Maybe asteroids?
…hanging down like an intergalactic bag-of-onions…
You’ll upset Terry with that kind of imagery, surgery notwithstanding.
Nowt hangin’ no more 
Aiming for an IgNobel.
Smart. Very smart.
But probably best not to ask the AI to “restore the environment to a pristine state” because it very likely will “take over and destroy us all” 
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The resemblance is uncanny 
You do realise you can start new threads, this being a forum and all 
Don’t be lured-in: he’ll immediately merge it with something we’d all forgotten - he loves doing that 
Cyberchunks?