Open, pour.
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Out of your price range mate.
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Pretty sure I can afford ten sachets of uncle Benâs and ten jars of pataks
Iâm sure you can afford to fly first class to India every time you fancy an authentic curry but my comment referred to the âdish on the rightâ.
Besides, Iâm a Veetee kind of guy and wouldnât let anything by Pataks in my house - I do have some standards.
I donât understand?
Youâve gone on a wanking holiday, or taking a holiday from wanking?
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Yes 
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One of these days youâll post a pic of 2 bowls of crisps!
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I approve of this meat to tomato/mushroom ratio
Needs another egg & some beans but otherwise
Have no place on a breakfast plate 
You can add hash browns to that statement.
Appears to have been cooked like this from the colour of it.
Although the context is entirely possible in FunzieâŚ