As my Aussie mate used to say…
Cut it’s tail off and walk it past a candle
“Wipe it’s arse, cut it’s throat, stick on a plate”.
Street-food stylee Döner Kebab wrap.
Riya’s garlic & coriander naan. Bed of shredded Romaine lettuce, tender heart cabbage & quarter sliced separated red onion. Home made raita. Döner kebab meat, quarter sliced baby plum tomatoes, julienned cucumber & pickled whole cayenne peppers wiv a drizzling of fresh lemon juice & naga sriracha sauce over t’ meat.
Leftovers sammidge. Remainder of t’ Pulled Barbacoa beef from Friday nights tacos, buttered wholemeal bread , soured cream, sliced cucumber & sriracha naga sauce. Just to tide me over until I have another Döner Kebab wrap around midnight.
Photography by Mr Precious?
Mmmm…Ninja Speedo, a great bit of kit
7/10 for sausage spacing!
Only 1 pizza? Has rationing been imposed on you?
Surely has a side bowl of crisps out of shot?
KFC chicken mini fillets, Thai dragon sweet naga chilli dipping sauce & a side of quinoa & Bulgar wheat salad with spinach, mixed peppers edamame beans 'n sweetcorn with a balsamic dressing. (Home-made KFC tub is recycled)
I hate pretty much everything the big〽️sell (with the exception of a cheeky double sausage & egg McMuffin once in a while😋), but after seeing this on telly t’other day I was intrigued to the point that when I saw it on offer for £1.49 in Aldi I thought what the heck, worth a punt?
I’m stunned that it’s even vaguely edible, but with the addition of some funky lettuce & sliced mini San marzano tom’s it was actually surprisingly palatable!

Not something I plan on making a regular addition to my diet, but as summat to keep in the freezer as an emergency snack it’s a no brainer.
