dogshit on a plate with a finish of dog spunk
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Haters gonna hate.
That is a bit harsh.
I think maybe he was describing his own reflection in a mirror.
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4 hour pork belly, warm slaw, roasties and carrots. Served with an apple infused pork fat gravy…
Salt and sugar rub darkens the cracking but Oh My !! 
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Looks epic, but double the portion size for me please.
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But true
Right on the button
Don’t be too hard on yourself, it’s what’s inside that counts.
Sadly that means you’re still a cunt.
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Needs onion rings 
Those 8 inch plates need replacing. 
Looks very nice except its missing gravy of course.
Splendid.
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Haven’t been to a Toby Carvery in ages.
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Like A Bat Outa Hell…
A mix of meats for the loaf…Old Spot ground with a little belly…Italian fennel sausage…Rose Veal…Roast Garlic…Fresh bread torn into shreds and soaked in calvados and milk…Various fresh herbs…lemon zest.
Wrapped in smoked pancetta roasted then roast/braised in stock from the bones n white wine n calvados gravy.
Butter with a little potato mashed in…roast veg.
Split Rock SB 2018
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Beige dinner is…hang on…same old, same old.
How did you manage to make a beige bolognese? Top marks for including some veg though.
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