Horses will be making a comeback next April.
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Yes, will be more sought after than steroid pumped beef from the US.
How many Dartmoor ponies can we get onto the astroturf?
17
Will start rounding some up at the weekend. Can you get the hay?
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astrohay?
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hmm pony burger
I tried one last year. Very odd taste (to me anyway). There are people trying to encourage the eating of it to actually make keeping the ponies more viable. Otherwise they tend to get sold off very cheaply.
I have eaten horse before - it was ok, I suppose pony must be similar.
this was quite nice https://www.artimondo.co.uk/horse-meat-salami-500g.html
I found it a bit of a mare to chew.
Also gave me the trots…avoid
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neigh tell me it cant be true, maybe you need to rein in your intake?
Did you have to dressage up for the restaurant?
Now then, you just stop that 
Fucking puns. Christ.
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I’d ban the fookers if it was down to me
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The puns are a bit pony, anyway…
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I like nose bag
Terrible, if I were a mod I’d hoof them under the guise of a forum upgrade.
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Shame that this ponery, I mean punnery is ponying up in so many parts of the forum these days.
Didn’t know Devialet made microphones
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