If I could only obtain one type of meat, for the rest of my life, the pig would win
by a country mile.
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Yes, the pig is a good all-rounder with bacon the jewel in the crown but a life without a fillet steak accompanied by a Roquefort and whisky sauce is not worth contemplating.
Choose one.
Itâs the pig.
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Itâs the cow. You still get sausages, you get salt beef to replace bacon, you get burgers and as mentioned earlier, the lovely tender steak. Did I mention the ribs and the tongue?
Oh, youâre vegan?
Tories agree.
Inferior to pork sausages
Thatâs a joke, right?
Ok, Iâll give you that
Pork loin FTW
Get to fuck
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No. Iâll admit itâs not as tasty as bacon but it is delicious in its own way. However, as I said bacon is the jewel in the pigâs crown and so it does not compete with salt beef, it must fight the jewel in the crown of the cow, fillet steak. If I had to choose between steak and bacon it would be steak for me.
Could any civilised person entertain a life without Goulash?
Pork loin? Get to fuck. If itâs your second visit to the girlfriendâs parentsâ house and its pork loin rather than steak on the menu, you know her mother doesnât rate you.
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Genuinely LOL
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Never achieved that feat
Thankfully 
Apart from Louâs dad, who was a gem
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Pig pig pig pig.
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Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs
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Has to be pig.
Jamon IbericoâŠfrom a pigâŠfed on acornsâŠ
Divine.
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Insufficient flab to be relevant or humorous on this site. Are you being post-modern with your vision of the AA? Opportunity to make soup or a nice long pig consommé perhaps?