Audio Abattoir - A pictorial illustration


#181

If I could only obtain one type of meat, for the rest of my life, the pig would win

by a country mile.


#182

Yes, the pig is a good all-rounder with bacon the jewel in the crown but a life without a fillet steak accompanied by a Roquefort and whisky sauce is not worth contemplating.


#183

Choose one.

It’s the pig.


#184

#185

It’s the cow. You still get sausages, you get salt beef to replace bacon, you get burgers and as mentioned earlier, the lovely tender steak. Did I mention the ribs and the tongue?


#186

Oh, you’re vegan?


#187

Tories agree.


#188

Inferior to pork sausages

That’s a joke, right?

Ok, I’ll give you that

Pork loin FTW

Get to fuck

:wink:


#189

No. I’ll admit it’s not as tasty as bacon but it is delicious in its own way. However, as I said bacon is the jewel in the pig’s crown and so it does not compete with salt beef, it must fight the jewel in the crown of the cow, fillet steak. If I had to choose between steak and bacon it would be steak for me.

Could any civilised person entertain a life without Goulash?

Pork loin? Get to fuck. If it’s your second visit to the girlfriend’s parents’ house and its pork loin rather than steak on the menu, you know her mother doesn’t rate you.


#190

Genuinely LOL


#191

Never achieved that feat

Thankfully :grinning:

Apart from Lou’s dad, who was a gem


#192

Pig pig pig pig.


#193

Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs


#194

Has to be pig.
Jamon Iberico…from a pig…fed on acorns…
Divine.


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