Thanks for all the kind pm’s telling me not to allow the gloaters to get me down.
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You’d no doubt enjoy the failed thesp’s ’ jizz encrusted burnt offering
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He would be all over it. He’d probably have the bakewell for afters too.
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It has great texture for sure.
I allowed Ava to roll out the pastry and when I turned around she had rolled it in a rectangle! 
(my fault for not pointing out that the tin is round). This meant that I had to joint it a bit up the sides or roll it up and roll it out again. I opted for the former. Here and there it is a little inconsistent in thickness. The pastry is nice and crisp though.
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If you hadn’t topped it with baked beans and a pva glue topping i would have given a higher score
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No. They are all shit.
Fuck you too 
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Yeah!! You tell 'em Terry.
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Quick break while we all like Terry’s ranting. 
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An Australian opining on baking after the recent Oz festive pie debacle. You have to admire the misguided lunacy of it.
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I’ll thanks you to leave the excrescence that was the ‘Christmas Shart’ out of polite conversation. The Domestic Antipodean was almost contrite for a brief interval of time which tells you how awful those those abominations were.
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gloating
adjective
- dwelling on one’s own success or another’s misfortune with smugness or malignant pleasure.
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Quality link
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You buffoon…
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FFS I’m going to ban myself.
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Well, it saves me the bother
Red card? 
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Honestly, I had such high hopes for today, and it ends with a total link fail and a heavy, bordering on inedible, tart.
Im a laughing stock. 
Wouldn’t it do for pipe lagging or damping vibration from a noisy boiler? Every cloud & all that
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