I’ll bring some round & pick up some cream on the way.
Could you pick a pint of green milk up as well?
Drop a slice off here, will you? It’s pretty much on your way.
That’s a matter of conjecture / opinion.
Ou est le icing?
And the glace cherries
Exactement.
Lack of icing = straight into the poubelle.
'Ang on. A while ago you were saying that it had to be a Bakewell pudding and as far as I can see they are an open tart with a drizzle of 3 week old cum in and not a cherry in sight. WTF? Make your mind up!
You’ve just gone back on my list
Crétin
Imbécile
Vous êtes tous les deux me gonfles. Quelle connasses!
Oi! no torkin forrin you bluddy trater
I am foreign you muppet.
Yer Moix.
Scowce ent forrin
No puddings here… we demand a tart.
You are a tart
Enough of this high jinx.
Tomorrow will be the day of reckoning. Up early, walk up the coast, off to get ingredients, then bake a tart.
Puddings? Pah! Someone needs to stand for tradition. It’s what Monsieur Kipling would want.
I would make one myself but I need to get my packing done