Wisdom 
Wisdom
Lamb is also excellent for the purposes of Lammberder.
Absolutely nothing else, especially not fucking PORRIDGE, not eggs (it’s not a fucking Meat Spongecake!), vegetables, pulses and other soiboi slop.
No. We. Fucking. Don’t. Not for money. I’d sooner go hungry.
All that goes into a good boigah is well-aged fatty meat and salt.
I’ve been round the houses with endless poncy, pretentious, wank ingredients and they all make things worse.
Agreed!
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At which point mint or coriander comes under the category of “acceptable seasoning”.
This did make me laugh!
How people choose to ruin their berder with further overapplication and overelaboration of pretentious wank is up to them, I lost all hope before I even posted - knowing this lot it will be as copious as it is ruinous - Nothing Exceeds Like Excess!
OK, I’m shit at being reactionary. All these rules about high fat content beef and keeping it simple, then someone posts a 50/50 mushroom beef burger and I’m immediately thinking ‘that looks lush’.
Maybe I’ll just go with ‘Burgers - mostly about the other shit you put in the bun with them’,
The forum way is to double down on purity, argue furiously for it, and then flip totally the other way on a whim.
Thing is, you can make a lovely burger, and then put some fried mushrooms on top if you want the flavour profile. They don’t need to be in there, ruining the texture, and fat content of the burger itself. Also beef and mushrooms cook in very different ways, what fool would try to cook both at the same time?!?
This lady is not for turning…..
… well except the patty after about 2-3 minutes
I’m good at that.
I can’t disagree.
But I kinda will anyway.
Reality: The best burger is the one somebody else made for you after you’ve had a few beers. Any shortcomings are easily glossed over by cheese.
Why don’t you just smear some shit on it as well? 
Or cheese. Cheese is nice.
Cheese is mandatory.
In that USA …
Fixt
Lolz
Speaking of the USA:
And shit is merely optional.
I can do mushrooms though - certainly preferrable to shit. I imagine.
