Shroomingtons are lush, but along with onion rings are best relished as Sides.
But also nice when stacked on top of the burger and buried under a river of blue cheese.
Suddenly, I’m not fussy.
Ask me again tomorrow, and I’m sure I’ll have something else to say.
Second thoughts, don’t hold yer breath.
I didn’t start this mushroom nonsense. I’m a bacon and American cheese guy…. No more. No less.
Can’t trust anything any more… looks AI 
Looks lush to me.
Everything is a lie these days, anyway,
Probably not even made with real crack - just bog-standard arsecheek or summat.
I could do serious damage to that right now.
Generated in chat GPT about five minutes ago
Do they deliver?
Imagine that for a moment…
Until then, it’s all just a fucking waste of bandwidth.
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I fucking hate these massive burger ‘stacks’ - unless you have the double-hinged jaws of a snake, how the fuck are you supposed to bite the cunting things? And if you do - half the contents spunk out of the other side! More WANK! 
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Either one patty, or two smash patties is plenty.
I don’t want to eat a burger with a knife and fork.
Where’s your sense of fun?
I expect my shirt to be destroyed.
Plenty?
Nah.
If it looks unsteady, stick a fence post in it.
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Well… well done you cunts… now I want a burger!
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Eat your screen
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These people are worth seeking out:
For my own burgers I always add some yolks (no whites) and a lot of pepper salt and garlic powder. But that tends to be it unless I want a specific flavour. Husk, breadcrumbs, etc are an atrocity.
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Why?
Getting some protein in for “leg day” ?