Best BBQ/Turntable/Smoker/Car/Watch combo?

Wow, never thought I’d find a forum that could answer this one… Which is the best BBQ/Turntable/Smoker/Car/Watch combo on the market?

Must have 15mega pixel sensor and stop down to 1.2 at 92db sensitivity. No pods, bean to cup only.

Thanks in advance!

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It’s just the old pub/car park condensed Jim. And all the better for it.

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Don’t you like Pizza?

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I think it needs a bake off to settle.

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We have a bake off in Settle every year.

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Lol. Someone has Forum-Envy.

Also, kindly note that the Male Menopause is a messy business, buddy. It’s best done on a backwater forum that no-one gives a flying-fuck about.

Also also, you play golf. The high ground is no place for you.

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Erm, it was a joke. I read and enjoy all of it. I participate in some of it.

Just amusing how many topics the site has boiled down to.

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AA: Distilled priorities for the right thinking man.

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I think it’s just a question of focusing on the important stuff, innit ?

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Could be worse Jimbo, we could spend all day talking about stereos :crazy_face:

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I have no idea what the hell this thread is about.

But the answer to the OP is most likely Steepletone…

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He might be trying to reopen the seat adjuster/brown Volvo crapstorm again in a roundabout manner…

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Can you get crapstorms in other colours ?

VB

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Not if you are dealing with Volvos.

This place is begging to be monetised by a Silicon Valley mogul/pet food entrepreneur.

I expect Elon Musk is already plotting to put the forum on a moonbase.

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Are you suggesting this thread is an attempt to stage a bear raid ahead of a leveraged buyout, possibly by someone who’s taken a short position (not easy in the case of the OP) ?

VB

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Hahahahhaa

Noooo never again… :rofl:

Would Mr Kipling pay 250 quid for a bakewell Real Review?

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Valium and Viagra have both shown a keen interest…Still fuck all from EVO stick. You would have thought they would value the fine PR on this very site ?

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My preference is for a thin and crispy base on my cunty shoes.