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Bit of a potty mouth, by all accounts.

No doubt photographed from a Canberra

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She needs to work on the whole “plausible deniability” thing.

That said, in a past life long ago, I had a tomcat who used to bring home pretty random stuff: complete, flat, fully-mummified roadkill birds, enormous lumps of moss, someone’s still-warm boiled gammon joint, and his peak moment: a large slice of uncooked peeled swede… He also used to steal my ex’s used-knickers and then roll-around in them drooling like they were made from catnip…

To be fair to the cat, she was a TOTAL whore who thought they were for keeping her ankles warm.

It’s actually surprising how fast that gets old…

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It was probably the devil in disguise.

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Caught in a bap

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Return to vendor

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I love the detail here:

“The pair ordered two mayo chickens, two double cheese burgers and 20 chicken nuggets, which arrived with two pots of sweet and sour sauce and two ketchups”.

Without that detail the story would not be complete.

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Incomplete journalism, did they have fizzy Fanta or Coke to complete their gastronomic delight.

Supersize of course

Life goals;

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Christmas is coming! :christmas_tree::christmas_tree::christmas_tree::mrs_claus::mrs_claus::mrs_claus::santa::santa::santa::grin:

Enjoy your ban :unamused:

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Can forums have death-penalties?*

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*Asking for a friend#

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#This is a lie, I have no friends.

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Troo dat :+1:

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Perhaps he’s just hungry :woman_shrugging:

It must be quite gruelling for him tho…

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I lay the blame on Norman Stanley Fletcher

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