Don’t trust, he will rohypnol you…
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I have special cider!
You have special needs.
Very.
Any pens?
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…or fans
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Alas no.
Have you already nicked them all?
Only a Linn 10% off voucher to waft myself with.
More important than hifi shit… when’s pie time?
Couldn’t make it due to car trouble
First one I’ve missed in 20 years
Pretty sure our business will fold without this year’s supplement of pens and bags
Aah bollocks.
Have Matt and Guy made it?
Matts not
Guy should be lurking about
Probably holed in the naim/focal room as most years
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Oh well, more pie for us.
By the way, nothing available at the Chord stand.
Which was pretty much the case by this time last year. 
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Start opening up cupboards (and don’t forget to slip into the bathrooms in search of boiled sweets / stationary) Also punching, punch all toilet mint stall holders and leave disgusted by their lack of generosity and understanding. Call at least three people cunts, start smoking a pipe and remove any branded t shirts off the backs of the bemused stand members - S’OK tell them it’s for their own good. Eat Pie, the choritzo one is lovely, then set fire to the hotel and return home to watch love island,.
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I may hide in a cupboard until it’s closed and then have free reign on any booty.