OK, apparently its not a whole other topic
Also the Lurpak adverts are cool.
I’m with you on this one mate - salty butter is shite.
If you want salt with your HCB, stick some bacon in it
Lurpak spreadable is only 64% butter the rest is rapseed oil
I think all the pork and vino has had a devastating effect on the palette of some here.
Butter, you’re not even on the right animal, this is the best butter
Butter should be salted. My mother-in-law likes it unsalted. Tells you everything you need to know.
Waitrose Duchy Organic butter is where it is at.
Plays mother-in-law gambit, the Prof. is staggering
Foo butter . . . what an age to be alive.
Both have their uses, on the other hand spreadable… fuck right off with that nonsense,
Spreadable - wank
Unsalted - wank axle grease
Goats milk butter - go and wank a billy goat
Buffalo butter - if it’s anything like yak butter you can shove it up your arse - actually, hold on a minute…
I don’t churn for hours on in front of the fire having perfected an immaculate wrist action / foot tap to not have flavor
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