Butter wars (aka the prof vs everyone except Jim)


#21

OK, apparently its not a whole other topic :rofl:


#22

Also the Lurpak adverts are cool.


#23

I’m with you on this one mate - salty butter is shite.

If you want salt with your HCB, stick some bacon in it :heart_eyes:


#24

Lurpak spreadable is only 64% butter the rest is rapseed oil :nauseated_face:
I think all the pork and vino has had a devastating effect on the palette of some here.
Butter, you’re not even on the right animal, this is the best butter


#25

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#26

#27

Butter should be salted. My mother-in-law likes it unsalted. Tells you everything you need to know.


#28

Waitrose Duchy Organic butter is where it is at.


#29

Plays mother-in-law gambit, the Prof. is staggering :dizzy_face:


#30

Lard.


#31

#32

Goats butter


#33

And then there is this.


#34

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/522a1e61e4b09616ca67a851/t/59288eb086e6c093ed37bee7/1495830201378/?format=1000w

Unpasteurised. Raw!


#35

And finally. Buffalo Butter.


#36

Foo butter . . . what an age to be alive.


#37

Both have their uses, on the other hand spreadable… fuck right off with that nonsense,


#38

Spreadable - wank
Unsalted - wank axle grease
Goats milk butter - go and wank a billy goat
Buffalo butter - if it’s anything like yak butter you can shove it up your arse - actually, hold on a minute…


#39

I don’t churn for hours on in front of the fire having perfected an immaculate wrist action / foot tap to not have flavor

S A L T

is critical


#40

Churning is sexy - yes?