Butter wars (aka the prof vs everyone except Jim)

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Funzie gold

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Mind garden churning

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Exqueeze me, back in a mo

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If butter was meant to have salt in it, the cow would have put it in there.
Salt in your milk, cream?

Butter without salt is like a pencil without lead, pointless.

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Sadly, it seems most things I like are against God.

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Last Tango…

Butter without salt ???

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Fucking horrified to discover there are people out there - not otherwise obviously suffering from serious cranial trauma - who imagine butter should be bereft of salt! Now, if you wish to use it as sexual lubricant - perhaps, though there are better alternatives. And, for frying you have the aromatic joy that is Ghee, but seriously - to spread upon baked goods, there is simply no other possibility that is not a crime against all that is natural, all that is sacred.

I read this thread and my soul quails, intense disappointment stalks the land . . . . .

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Butter without salt is like saying “I won’t season my food”. Seasoning is essential, unless it’s a desert or cake, which is what unsalted butter is intended for. End of nonsensical discussion.

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Privatized NHS canteen

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Pavlovian drooling intensifies…

Unsalted butter…

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Kelley, you disgust me you piece of shit.

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There are usually lots of opinions/points of view about various subjects on here, but what I love about this thread is it’s simplicity - there are just two camps:

  1. Cunts who think salt is needed in butter.
  2. Informed, intelligent slaughtermen who know that butter should not be contaminated with that shite.

…and don’t forget - you can always add, but you can’t take away !

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Never use salt for cooking or seasoning.
Salt may be the reason I like butter…
Unsalted butter is for cake.

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Privatised.

Reeling in shock and horror at your poor judgement here - I expect better of you, I really do . . .

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