Butter wars (aka the prof vs everyone except Jim)


#121

giphy%20(17)


#122

You really have dumped me haven’t you, well fuck ya, I’m never going to sell you a coco cast off ever again :face_with_raised_eyebrow:


#123

Butter Shame 2. . This time it’s personal. :slight_smile:


#124

No more coco butter wars then.


#125

“You think you’re a man, but you’re really a boy”… :scream:


#126

We are truly on the bleeding edge here.

Frankly, I’m amazed we have so few active members.

Life is so confusing.

I mean, where else is butter debated with such - oh fuck it, I can’t be arsed.

Edit to add a half-hearted ‘salted’.


#127

#128

Oh, I thought the next one would be a ‘cold dead hands’ job… All the more reason for you to eat masses of heavily salted butter! :grin:


#129

I did actually leave you the BTJ 9000S in my will Ritchie, but after the way you’ve treated me in this thread, it’s going to the cat’s home…:laughing:


#130

Even cats turn their noses up at unsalted butter. Maybe some Alpaca refuge? They are pretty undiscerning when it comes to dairy products.


#131

Bristol or Aberdeen?


#132

Bristol please.


#133

Only if you commit murder when burgling that Bristol cat’s home, the utter twunt.


#134

Eh?


#135

When this was suggested locations of the cat’s homes

I presumed that was where Coffo and that other cunt hung out. Hence my suggestion for the most aggro of aggravated burglaries in Bristol…


#136

Ah now it makes sense.
Of course, with extreme prejudice.


#137

:+1: Hopefully ‘extreme prejudice’ is the name of your new pain dildo.


#138

No butter will be used, just salt.