Needs this exact strap:
All the fanny.
ALL of it.
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Mr T.
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More Burt Reynolds to be fair.
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Carbon watch, anyone…?
H2O - Can be configured with a host of dials and hands - as can their many, many other watches, some of which I’m really rather taken with…
Even with custom features , and with some exceptions, most come in at around the £1K mark.
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Repurposed wall clock?
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Don’tcha know 
A bit of bling to brighten up a very wet day.
Not something I would have picked for myself but it was present - despite it being Ferragamo branded it really is a lovely watch in the flesh.
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How often do you find you need to time a F1 car driving towards you just outside a city? 
That is appropriately ridiculous to this thread of wilful hideousness.
The equivalent of clown shoes for the wrist 
Looking at that… thing, I’m good thanks.
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This is the first time I can think of that I can use the phrase ‘you could eat your dinner off that’ and it doesn’t have anything to do with the cleanliness of the item in question.
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Is it huge or does Mike have teeny wrists? 
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They’re not mutually exclusive
Some of you fuckers eat your dinners off smaller plates than Mike’s watch.
Website says 42.5mm which isn’t that big.
It is when you’ve got 5 inch wrists.
So small wrists, not a big watch.