Clocks on cocks (Part 1)

This is the first time I can think of that I can use the phrase ‘you could eat your dinner off that’ and it doesn’t have anything to do with the cleanliness of the item in question.

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Is it huge or does Mike have teeny wrists? :grin:

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They’re not mutually exclusive

Some of you fuckers eat your dinners off smaller plates than Mike’s watch.

Website says 42.5mm which isn’t that big.

It is when you’ve got 5 inch wrists.

So small wrists, not a big watch. :grin:

Nice. Timex group. They actually make really good watches but cursed by the “fashion” label.

Love the looks, the design makes it wear large. Fingers crossed you have more luck than Chelsea Pensi… er… Dave :+1:

Optical illusion.

‘This watch is actually not mahoosive, its just an ejit is trying to balance it on his teeny wrist which isn’t far away.’

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ITT: elves mocking faeries, and vice-versa

[Jolly-Green Edd, excepted]

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Big watches are :+1:

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quarter Kilo min as well :slight_smile:

I probably have some in that category :grimacing:

So much vitriol, (over) so little time :joy:

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Beware Lopwell raffle 2020 :scream:

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Comes in 2 sizes :heart_eyes:

Awful and just awful?

Oh ye of little taste.

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Someone should have bought the 36.

You got it?