Umm, no. Does it come with a free ‘bless this mess’ plaque or some other horrible chintz?
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Mam has a horror like this. It plays the theme from Titanic and Can’t Help Falling in Love among others in the hour.
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2.40 minutes in…
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Not sure it does the spinning dial thing, I try not to look at it.
Too busy enjoying the tunes?
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There’s a shed load of stuff like that that @Mrs_Maureen_OPinion has accrued over the years.
SO hope Ed’s one does this 
Pretty sure it’s this monstrosity.
I adore the notion that it’s a “collector’s edition” - i.e. that someone might have an entire wall covered in these unholy abominations 
“Oh someone’s turned off my clock?!”
“Gosh mam, who would do that?”
She would given the chance.
Fixt
One “broke”, it was replaced within a week.
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I’m in the market for a wall clock for the kitchen and that’s not too fugly in the grand scheme of this thread.
Quite fancy something a bit retro office/ station clock style.
Can you even imagine the visual and aural cacophony of a dozen of them sounding-off together - it’d be like a 1960s Hammer House of Horror disorientation scene prior to yet another gruesome murder of some lost hippy…
Hmmmm…
. . . . . I’ve just realised I’m now selling myself this idea.
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HAve a look at https://newgateworld.com/ - and don’t be put off by some of their lurid headline products!
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Well. She’s not daft you see, the cuckoo clock is set a few mins early to go off before the Seiko.
So it would just be 24/7 melodies.
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