Clocks on cocks (Part 1)

Taste is relative. If your livelihood involves talk singing about ho’s, lambos and kreps whatever the fuck they are, while wearing a faux leopard fur pimp suit and facial tattoos. Then a diamond carbuncled vacheron or AP is a business expense.
If you are a fat, balding middle aged executive driving a Porsche in Speedo’s it makes you a cunt.

Personally I like a bit of size and shiny to my wrist jewellery but gems should be reserved for 3,6,9,12 markers and have no place on case or bezel. This is why I like a nice breitbling. Enough eye sear without the need for eye bleach.

Is it?

How much extra for a seconds hand?

If sir has to ask…

Under no circumstances should men have diamonds on watches. Mark wahlberg, Cristiano Ronaldo and Floyd Mayweather have the absolute worst taste in watches. Have you seen Stallone’s collection. Holy fuck

That ginger melt Sheeran has a ridiculous collection too.

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Here’s a nice caseback because it’s Friday and my birthday. If money was no object …

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If money was no object, I would have the watch that I have. How many can say that?

Not many. You obviously really like it.

Pics

I would still have the two I own too.
Everyone should own a speedmaster professional
Actually a ton of watch for the money

Happy birthday!

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Datograph?

Cheers mate. Will have to pop to a bakeoff soon. Or host a mini one. Hmm

Pardon?

It’s an Amazfit BIP smart watch, I’ve trolled with a few pics on here already. It’s under £50, battery lasts weeks and it stops me looking at my phone all the bloody time. And I can change its look to suit my mood. I really like it!

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Is that the back of a Lange & Söhne Datograph?

It looks like it.

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Ahh! Sorry, I don’t know the exact model.

Oh dear, dreams of a nice watch may be on hold as an inch of water in the cellar percolating through the floor suggests the old taanking system needs replacing.

teeth sucking builder due in later to advise on potential wallet rape scenario.

insurance?

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Good shout, I’ll have a check, I suspect that wear and tear on tanking wont be covered.

maybe but must be worth a go